Hi Janet, I\u2019m God, I have decided the day has come when I ought to embrace change and start up an account on Facebook. I\u2019d like you to be my friend, will you add me?<\/p>\n
Sure thing, God, only, I need to know a little more about you. Firstly, how do I know you are who you say you are? People often make up profiles of people they idolise, and in this world I live in, there seem to be so many faiths and they are all fighting with each other.<\/p>\n
Yeah, that\u2019s a bit of a dilemma. See, there really is only one God, me\u2026 only, people like to give me nicknames \u2013 Some call me Father, some call me Yahweh, El Shaddai, Ha-Shem, Jehovah, some call me Holy Ghost (probably because they can\u2019t see me) Some call me unpronounceable names \u2013 I have so many, some even call me, \u2018good\u2019. It\u2019s a bit like when you had a baby \u2013 you had a pet name for the little one whom you hadn\u2019t met, but already loved, remember? Pookie, Muffy, and Percy? \ud83d\ude42 Oooo, look I found the smilies!<\/p>\n
Well, I kinda thought this might be the case, as \u2013 they all seem to love you, think of you as their protector, want to spend time with you, do good things in your name, get people to join them. But, yeah, then they kill each other and say, it\u2019s in the Bible, it\u2019s in the Koran, it\u2019s here \u2026<\/p>\n
Again, just like you, many people try to express a kind of relationship with me in words \u2013 BTW that Kindle Fire looks real good, and gotta love Amazon. Something for everyone. It\u2019s amazing really \u2013 how many people sell the same thing and in so many places. Some places have better savings, deliver on time, listen to their customers well, learn from their mistakes \u2013 I really love that you can do it all in your own home \u2013 no crowds to bustle and distract you, quiet moments, a nice refreshing drink and comfy chair. Competition isn\u2019t so bad really, the most important thing is to get your message across. That\u2019s why I joined Facebook. It seems everyone \u2013 no matter what they believe, no matter what shade or hue of skin they have, no matter what language \u2013 there is a common gathering ground and lighter moments, and they find time to come here and connect with others.<\/p>\n
Thanks God, that seems to make sense \u2013 okay, I will add you. You seem nice. I look forward to getting to know you.<\/p>\n
You too, Janet \u2013 gotta dash \u2013 if I\u2019m not online too often you will understand, I love people \u2013 I need go chat with as many as possible, spread myself around a little, do some good stuff, poke a few, hug many. Have a lovely day\u2026<\/p>\n
Thanks, I have a lot I need to get on with, I tend to sit and think too much at times instead of doing. It really is a beautiful day here \u2013 I\u2019ll just go and say \u2018hi\u2019 to some folks. Thanks for stopping my way.<\/p>\n